Total Indifference

The reality of the world is that there are some situations where we just can't change the outcome, no matter how hard we try. When faced with these situations, I used to get mad and stressed - and ultimately ended up with the same result as if I had done nothing. So that's what I do now. I'm totally indifferent to the world going on around me. For the most part, it doesn't bother me and I don't bother it.

I walk around with a shit eating grin on my face as often as possible. This is partly because I smoke a lot of weed, but it's also by design. Firstly, most girls will smile back at you even if you're not smiling directly at them (unless you're ugly as fuck). Secondly, I like walking around with a look on my face that says "I know something you don't".

Initially, I just did this for my own amusement. Some people will give you the odd dirty look, but for the most part it's smiles. I like doing it at work the most. You should try it. Girls are naturally nosy and love to pry, so they will try and find out your secret. No one is ACTUALLY that happy all the time, so they will try and find out why so that they can ruin it or steal it for themselves. Once you get one latched on and trying to find out more about your secret, deliberately make it seem like you are up to something. I don't mean major criminal activity, I mean something silly and mischievous that makes you happy. You don't need to have a secret, just the illusion of one.