Shoppers Drug Mart Girls

Why are all Shoppers Drug Mart girls smoking hot? I don't mean the 90 year old lady who smells of moth balls and helps you find the cream for that "special" itch. The females that I'm referring to are the cosmetic counter girls who happily greet you with a smile and friendly hello when you walk into most stores.

Like any rule, there are some exceptions that can sneak up on you, but by and large this holds true. These poor girls are stuck at one of the lowest rungs of the retail food chain. They spend their days giving ugly and old women make overs, and lying to them that in makes them appealing in any capacity. Next time you're in a Shoppers, test out this theory. If she's hot, stop by and say hello, and make sure she notices the "Her Pleasure" condoms in your basket...