The Fantasy Porno League

We've all entered one type of pool or another. Maybe it was your office fantasy football pool, or a hockey pool with some buddies from high school. That's what I'm in, a hockey pool with a group of friends from my high school days. It's great fun, but we've been doing it for a few years now and you can only change so much. I was discussing this over Messenger with the Commish (who's team name this year was Satan's Semin..niiiice), and we were throwing around different ideas for new leagues to run. The Fantasy Porno League idea was born.

Here is the idea. In our hockey pool, we had to choose a Centre, a Right Wing, a Left Wing, a Defenceman, and a Goalie. Usually "multiples" of both. The website would track points for things like goals, assists, plus/minus, goals against, shutouts, and so on. The points would be totalled and the teams would be ranked accordingly.

The framework of The Fantasy Porno League is the same. Instead of the positions listed above, we would replace them with Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads, Exotic, and Real Breasts. For the statistics we would substitute categories like faceshots, anal, girl on girl, deep throat, and DVDA (maximum points). The more well rounded the career, and the more ambitious the film star with her work load (insert semen joke here) the better you can do in the pool.

.....another good thing? If you're "with female" and she busts you looking at porn, you can just say that you were doing research. Then see if she wants to be added to your roster.