Thursday, April 30, 2009

Become a Triple Threat

Macaulay Culkin is cute. I'm not into little boys, but when most people think of Macaulay in "Home Alone" they think cute. Being "cute" is one of the qualities that most girls would say they are looking for if they are being honest with themselves. I'm not saying that you should defend your house from Joe Pesci and The Wonder Years Voice, but you get the idea. Stupid expressions, non aggro movies in your collection (Crossroads with Britney is gold), admitting you're scared of spiders or snakes...it's all money.

Matthew Mcconaughey is sexy. Women love this guy. He was arrested playing the bongos naked, and made the cops take him to jail like that. He's a pot head, so that automatically ups him in my book. This guy has put out some real pieces of shit on the big screen, and women will continuously watch him. If he's got his shirt off, their buying the DVD. This dude has got the sexy vibe on lock. He seems to do whatever he wants, and works out like a beast.

James Bond is handsome. This guy has classic good looks, can pull off a suit like nobody's business, and has a general swagger that doesn't hurt his cause. Most women want a guy that they can take to places like weddings and they can show off like a new Louis Vuitton bag, and if you want their attention then you've got to play the part. Buy a suit, a couple of dress shirts, and the odd tie.

Like LeBron or Kobe, you want to develop all three skill sets. Different girls respond to different aspects of attraction, so you need to be able to bring all three. Perfect hair and $4000 worth of orthodontic work isn't a prerequisite, but in that case play to your strengths and let the other parts round themselves out. Don't become complacent with one flavour of ice cream. Sure, chocolate is pretty dope, but imagine not ever trying Tiger Tail??? Fuck that noise.

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