Shaggy: The Prophet

Most people would point to Mista Lova's words of wisdom in "It Wasn't Me" as his most significant contribution to the cause. It's not so subtle; you get caught doing something that you're not supposed to, you simply lie and say it wasn't you. This is a good skill to have for all facets of life, but not Shaggy's best work in my humble opinion.

In most cases, your budget will dictate your pipeline more than your ambition. Money is a resource, which like your time must be allocated based on the value you assign to a prospect. Some girls will be happy just spending time with you, and you don't have to spend a ton of cash to make her happy. A coffee and a walk with some good conversation will probably do it. Others require wining and dining. I don't really think one is better than the other, they just like different things. If every girl liked the same things, then life would be pretty boring. But how do you tell which is which? Well here is where Shaggy shares his wisdom....

The track is "Summertime" my friends. The tune goes "if her father is rich take her out for a meal, if her father is poor just do what cha feel". Although it is not a perfect science, it is a good guideline to work from. The premise is straight forward, her upbringing will likely have had a large influence with shaping her likes and dislikes. If Christmas was about family bonding, then spending time on a long walk is a good play. If Daddy gave her a BMW on her Sweet 16, then you're in for dinner my man.

In Shaggy We Trust.